poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


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gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time


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houseofwessex:

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dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish
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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy)


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I’ll just read one more chapter before bed.
The lie every book and fiction enthusiast tells themselves more than they’d care to admit (via bookishleaves)

(Source: closet-sherlockian)

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